body of BIGFOOT found!

[Strider44]

http://www.searchingforbigfoot.com/

bigfoot body found - evidence and dna details to be presented at a press conference on friday, august 15th from 12 n00n to 1:00pm at the cabana hotel-palo alto in palo alto, california

a body that may very well be the body of the creature commonly known as "bigfoot" has been found in the woods in northern georgia.

here are some of the vital statistics on the "bigfoot" body:
*the creature is seven feet seven inches tall.

*it weighs over five hundred pounds.
*the creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.

*it is male.
*it has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.
*it has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and
five toes on each foot.

*the feet are flat and similar to human feet.
*its footprint is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five
and three-quarters inches wide at the heel.

*from the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its
hands are eleven and three-quarters inches long and six and one-quarter inches wide.

*the creatures walk upright. (several of them were sighted on the
same day that the body was found.)

*the teeth are more human-like than ape-like.
*dna tests are currently being done and the current dna and photo
evidence will be presented at the press
conference on friday, august 15th.

[Enkidu]

its my uncle, his name is estaban. he is a hairy fellow but the man sure could tell a story. :p

continue spiraling ever upwards,
austin

[Cal Poly Dave]

i was very intrigued by this story as well, but after their news conference yesterday, i'm leaning towards hoax. apparently all they showed were a couple of blurry pictures.

the maker of this costume (http://thehorrordome.com/hdshoppingprops/sasquatchlarge.htm) noted the similarity of the bigfoot in the picture and their costume.

"it definitely looks like our costume," jerry parrino, owner of thehorrordome.com, told foxnews.com. source (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,404805,00.html)

i'd love for this story to be true, but as of right now it seems like a stunt.

[Enkidu]

yeah, the dna results were
1. unverifiable
2. human
3. possum

so unless bigfoot is a human possum hybrid i dont think it is the real deal.
they are real though, ra points out that there are 3 types of "bigfoot" on our plane currently.

continue spiraling ever upwards,
austin

btw.. i guess it was my uncle :)

[billybobbutterball]

i was very intrigued by this story as well, but after their news conference yesterday, i'm leaning towards hoax. apparently all they showed were a couple of blurry pictures.

the maker of this costume (http://thehorrordome.com/hdshoppingprops/sasquatchlarge.htm) noted the similarity of the bigfoot in the picture and their costume.

"it definitely looks like our costume," jerry parrino, owner of thehorrordome.com, told foxnews.com. source (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,404805,00.html)

i'd love for this story to be true, but as of right now it seems like a stunt.

yeah. from rense:

the "georgia bigfoot body" story is a hoax/scam, started by two fellows in georgia. the "body" is a widely available halloween costume stuffed into a large cooler, with some animal entrails laid on top. this ongoing hoax/scam is now being orchestrated by a notorious las vegas con-man named carmine thomas biscardi. :(

best, bbbbb

[leo scone]

so what is the sub-text here? as always are we just to believe a couple of back-woods type guys just want their fifteen minutes of fame?! c'mon, ain't no profit in it. it doesn't seem worth all this effort just for the price of their story and a moment of dubious glory.

but what if they were able to profit from this in some other fashion. what if, and not to set off a round of conspiratorial theorizing i must state that the precedents for such activity are far too great, what if they were already paid far more handsomely to put on the charade in the first place?!

on the topic of funding i also imagine that any qualified dna testing lab is likely highly funded by our governmental/military/pharma/industrial complex. so what could we expect from them? an absolute statement of truth? if it were bigfoot, would those who hold the plug for funding let it out? nope. on the flip side, with several results arising from the same tests, perhaps the scientists are just lame - government work and all, y'know?

disclosure, the lifting of the veil which is the basic truth of the apocalypse, will surely include bigfoot. wouldn't it stand to reason that if disclosure were approaching that the obfuscations would become more obtuse and evident? and the old medicine is the best medicine (mind you, i prefer natural methods, not medicines) for the eye on the pyramid - create an overall atmosphere of ridicule in the mind of the public for any and all truth that might serve to unseat their childish butts from their fake thrones.

so, to me, the middle road. this is a purposefully faked bigfoot event to front-load public consciousness to ridicule bigfoot specifically, and such odd events (like ufo's and all) in general. but, that they are doing this means that something is busting loose right now and they are already trying to work (pretty hopelessly in my opinion) damage control.

tsk tsk, i won't bite.

disclosure now!

[Jetamus]

they're clearly well equipped to evade capture.
if they were just an ape/human hybrid they would be caught but the 'bigfoot' is supposed to be something much more evolved than that.

[ssgsisdious]

great analysis billy i was thinking the same thing. this is obviously some sort of damage control. what are they really hiding? the plot thickens.

[AL_EMT]

just because theres a good explanation for the hoax doesn't mean its damage control, per say.

[PriestOfLight]

i was very intrigued by this story as well, but after their news conference yesterday, i'm leaning towards hoax. apparently all they showed were a couple of blurry pictures.

the maker of this costume (http://thehorrordome.com/hdshoppingprops/sasquatchlarge.htm) noted the similarity of the bigfoot in the picture and their costume.

"it definitely looks like our costume," jerry parrino, owner of thehorrordome.com, told foxnews.com. source (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,404805,00.html)

i'd love for this story to be true, but as of right now it seems like a stunt.

not that i am putting credit into this story, but fox news is pretty much a joke.

who were the people that found the big foot?

i can't get to the site, they are having band width issues.

[inside-up]

i found their videos on youtube, and they advertise to take ppl on expeditions to find bigfoot for like $500 per person. i think that is motivation enough for the hoax.

[Jasper]

the claimed recent discovery of bigfoot in the us state of georgia has turned out to be a hoax - it was a rubber gorilla suit in a block of ice.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7571483.stm